The Muse
She’s glamour, gruesome, and grace.
An inspiration to ghouls of this world – and the next – to accept themselves in their limited time on this god-for-saken planet
She finds beauty in the darkness, and levity in the decay. She may – or may not – also appear as an 8 x 10 in a few prison cells.
The Menace
Let’s talk about death… what, like it’s creepy?
Helle lives to pry eyes open to the one reality we can’t ignore. Her warmth melts cold hearts as she challenges the stigma of the stiff.
She nurtures those who’ve passed on, and prepares those trembling in their still-warm-boots for what’s inevitably to come.
The Mortician
Have Helle service your “stiff”
Helle Woods has a voice – and she ain’t afraid to use it – especially for those who no longer have theirs. Beyond her role as muse, and menace, Helle is also a Licensed Mortician. She cares for those who passed their prime with intentionality, and immense attention to detail. Helle guides families through the underworld, with a light all her own.
